Claret Badger 5:32 Tue Feb 24
Are you one of those dicks that suffer from roadrage?
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I don't mean the usual - swearing and handgestures from the safety of your car.
I mean, are you one of those unstable, mentaly challenged knuckledraggers who'll jump out their car at when traffic becomes stationary/given opportunity to approach and scream at any person who even thinks about overtaking you ?
I've had this happen to me twice in the last couple of days - and although you may seem fit to maybe question my driving - or what I did may have "deserved it".
Let's be clear - it didn';t
and both men in question were pricks.
todays baboon initially tried overtaking me and cutting me up - which he failed
then at a set of lights he gets out runs to my car - opens my door and screams:
"you cunt you cut me up - with my boy in the car!"
and soon as i closed my door he starts punching my window when I tell him to grow up, stop being a mug and act like a proper father figure in front of his child - he then gets incandescent - so I pick my moment and drive off, to him screaming
"You fuckin pussy"
for the record - I overtook him on a dual carriageway - with nothing ahead of either of us - as 45 mph
no cutting up happened
start cuntin gme off for not punching him - or driving like a cunt
(i wasn't)
By the way - just to say again
jumping out your car and screaming makes you the fucking pussy - not your quarry
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Up The Iron
5:34 Tue Feb 24
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What type of German car was he driving?
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WHOicidal Maniac
5:36 Tue Feb 24
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The people that get wound up enough to do that are not even worth trying to figure out.
I would leave it slide to the back of your head and enjoy the rest of your day.
As you say...Knuckledragger.
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Claret Badger
5:36 Tue Feb 24
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funny you should mention that
as I passed him - going so slow - I looked at his NEW Peugeot and thought maybe Top Gear had got it right this week
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Claret Badger
5:37 Tue Feb 24
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afterwards - i wished I'd videoed him
he looked like Dennis Wise
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Iron Duke
5:39 Tue Feb 24
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Is the bloke you drove past at 45mph the same bloke you cut up at the traffic lights?
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Iron Duke
5:39 Tue Feb 24
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Claret Badger 7:18 Tue Feb 24
Re: Top Gear
Proper shit program for proper shitcunts
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peroni
5:40 Tue Feb 24
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There's a lot of stress out there. The last thing you want is some big girl's blouse driving like a moron, giving it large, then shitting himself and hiding behind his son when he gets fronted.
Infuriating.
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Claret Badger
5:41 Tue Feb 24
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Iron Duke 5:39 Tue Feb 24
no - i stopped at the lights - thats the law
he tried to cut me up by going in the right hand lane at a roundabout but go straight across my wing
but failed
I had guess at this point he may try something
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Claret Badger
5:42 Tue Feb 24
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Iron Duke 5:39 Tue Feb 24
:)
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Claret Badger
5:44 Tue Feb 24
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thing is - if I get out the car
people will go for a swing - i'm fucking massive, and they'll fancy the first shot to make me think twice
wheras - if I get out and I punch first. I look the bully cos i'm fucking massive
fucked both ways
and i'd rather not hurt my knuckles getting out the car
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HairyHammer
5:44 Tue Feb 24
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No I am not a total cunt.
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Claret Badger
5:46 Tue Feb 24
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road rage seems to fit a particular demographic . . .
and for the record - I have never seen a black (or Indian) man getting out of his car to brawl - EVER!
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Grumpster
5:48 Tue Feb 24
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As much as I'm aggressive, I'm also far too lazy to be confrontational with idiots like this, who invariably cause most of the non events with their shit driving.
Some teenage wanker once went mental at me trying to show off to his mates, so I pushed the cigarette lighter in, waited for the pop and then put it on his hand that was resting on my door.
Looked well hard to his mates when crying.
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joe blob
5:49 Tue Feb 24
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Which one of you was driving the BMW?
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Alwaysaniron
5:53 Tue Feb 24
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I've had this happen to me twice in the last couple of days
Ummmm.... Just saying perhaps it's not always the 'knuckledragger'
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i-Ron
5:55 Tue Feb 24
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CB, my driving instructor told me the worst place in europe was south east england for reported ROAD RAGE incidents apparently. Not sure if that's true.
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Davenport
5:57 Tue Feb 24
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Grumpster 5:48 Tue Feb 24
LIKE THAT
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Fivetide
5:59 Tue Feb 24
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Never have understood this. Long ago I decided that these people were very, very angry about something far more deep-rooted and fundamental than which lane you were supposedly driving in wrongly. They probably just need to hug their Dads or have a good cry about what Uncle Tony made them do at the allotment.
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peroni
6:00 Tue Feb 24
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Over here, everyone drives like a complete prick. Right up your arse, flashing to get past, all over the wrong side of the road, never letting anyone out at a junction, sounding the horn all the time etc, etc. Totally aggressive behind the wheel, but not once have I ever seen it escalate into anyone getting out of the car.
Cowardly Italians or just keeping a lid on it?
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Claret Badger
6:00 Tue Feb 24
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Alwaysaniron 5:53 Tue Feb 24
last incident:
theres a stretch of a4 that goes down to one lane - and you're supposed to merge at a particular signposted point - I had straddled the lines at this point as I could see a fire engine doing a point turn in the road.
imbecile starts flashing me because I am impeding his progress (ie - he can't pass me to where it is single carriage way)
traffic then starts moving at walking pace - so he stops, lets his passenger out - and then he and a pedestrian now start perusing my car (IN SLOW MOVING traffic) by now i'd left enough space in front to go through a amber light to avoid confrontation.
happy?
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